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Tuesday, April 11th, 2017
4:36 pm
Dedicated to the most notorious stalker, nuisance, and general motherfucker out there.
Finally in federal custody, and arraigned yesterday.

Link to full news item.

(Also, hi Rooskies.)
Friday, July 3rd, 2015
7:50 pm

Thursday, June 18th, 2015
4:34 pm
"Heh heh heh...whatever you say, Jack, you're the master race!"
Dedicated to that knucklehead sporting the bowl cut down in S. Carolina.

Saturday, April 11th, 2015
3:00 pm
Saturday, April 4th, 2015
3:16 pm
Donate well, and often.


"Now, Colonel, fair's fair...if I punch Hawkeye and nail Hot Lips, can I go home too??"
-- Tom Skerritt as "Captain Duke Forrest" in MASH (1970)
Tuesday, March 31st, 2015
7:23 pm
Saturday, February 28th, 2015
4:37 pm
Tuesday, November 25th, 2014
4:21 pm
Tuesday, July 1st, 2014
4:18 pm
Yet another day in the United JesusHate of BibleStupid.
Yesterday's SC(R)OTUS decision puts me in mind of a well-known saying from my own religious tradition, one which has also been in my profile for ages:

"The difference between Heaven and Hell is which end of the pitchfork you're on".
Sunday, July 14th, 2013
1:07 pm
Welcome to the United States of Asshole.
Pop quiz, hotshots.

What's the most significant difference between:



One was never actually proven to have killed anybody.

Sleep tight.
Tuesday, May 7th, 2013
2:44 pm
Hubba hubba hubba, money money money, Who Do You Trust???
So, quick show of hands, boys and girls, who would you seriously feel safer sharing a neighborhood (or, for that matter, this planet) with:

Charles Ramsey?

Or her?

Edited to add: Okay, if you're seriously gonna dredge up the scummiest, most degraded level of alleged humanity possible, you'll almost never get lower than...........

Friday, January 11th, 2013
1:30 pm
HAAHH-HAH! of the day.
For bonus points, see if you can discern which one's the bigger wanker.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2012
4:50 pm
If Pickle Surprise wasn't bizarro enough for you.........
Just have a gander at this one. (Referred across my field of view by the author of the Tomoe Gozen trilogy, no less.)
Monday, October 29th, 2012
1:12 am
Um, yeah, pretty surprising.
People back in the 1960s did lots and lots of drugs. Was the media ever alerted about this?

Sunday, August 26th, 2012
12:20 am
Best 50s nostalgia flick ever made.
Fuck all that Fonzie Elvis Danny Zuko romps with Olivia Newton-John in the sand shit.

Sunday, August 19th, 2012
2:46 am
Friday, June 29th, 2012
5:14 am
Anyone out there remember Robin Artisson, aka owl_clan, aka the general all-round bane of pagan and magickal comms everywhere?

(If it's slipped your mind or ya somehow just never heard of him, well, let's just run back down the list again shall we??)

And just take a guess where he seems to have migrated since then:

Monday, June 25th, 2012
3:19 am
Sunday, June 17th, 2012
5:19 am
Monday, June 11th, 2012
5:20 pm
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